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[wolfthatbarkstheloudest]

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[prosecutory]

[IT'S MORE THAN JUST SHADY.]

There are mermaids out at sea. And their song is luring you to them.

[If he didn't drown because he couldn't swim or deal with the waves, then the mermaids would do the job themselves. The gravity of the situation shows in his face...even if this is just a video game.

Still, better to not die whether in reality or in a video game.]

[wolfthatbarkstheloudest]

[ Cue wide eyes and shock. ]

Seriously?! Wait... how is that a bad thing? I mean, aren't they supposed to grant you a really long life if you eat 'em? Because that's not really a bad thing, y'know.

[ Then again, he could be thinking of a ningyo. ]

[prosecutory]

Er...wh-what?

[That threw him off. He's never heard THAT one before.]

[wolfthatbarkstheloudest]

That's what they do. They're bad luck if you catch 'em, but if you eat 'em, you'll live for a long time.

[ Yep, totally thinking of something else there. Mermaids are not food. ]

You didn't know that?

[prosecutory]

No...because I've never heard that particular legend before.

[This still doesn't seem right at all.]